A History of Feeling Small

Let me please preface this by saying that my friend Summer has a job that I am exceptionally enviable of – she works at the Hayden Planetarium in the American Museum of Natural History. That very museum has released a video using 4D mapping technology to impart just how little we are when compared to the grandeur of the entire universe.

Don’t be thrown off by that explanation, 4D mapping is just a method used to equate space and time as measured by light. I can’t crunch the math on it, which is why Summer is safe from me taking her job, but the theory basically states that time and space are the same thing.

The video itself is stunning, and can easily impart a sense of interstellar loneliness on the observer. And it made me instantly flash back to a video that probably had a far greater impact on my childhood than anyone at Warner Brothers Animation intended. Of course, I speak of Yakko Warner’s Universe Song

That song does a fairly good job of driving home an existential crisis, doesn’t it? To think, this show was aimed at grade schoolers.

For those who prefer to feel insignificant with a more upbeat tempo, and loads more British thrown in to boot, there’s always Monty Python’s Universe song from the classic film “The Meaning of Life.”

And I suppose I should say something uplifting now like, even though you got a parking ticket today, you can take heart in knowing that at that very moment, a star, somewhere in the far off reaches of space, was born. But really, that’s not my style. Instead, I’m going to be logging of the Internet in a bit to get back to work on my book.

My current goal is to complete the first draft of Project Kingdom by February 14th. Valentine’s Day. How many stars will be born between now and then?

4 thoughts on “A History of Feeling Small

  1. “Work” is a generous term. For now, they really just tolerate me jumping up and down with excitement to be there.

    The bigger question is how many stars will die between now and then…

    God I miss the Animaniacs.

  2. @Summer – the Animaniacs were fun, weren’t they?

    Oddly enough, clicking about YouTube on links related to AMNH, I ended up watching an 18 minute anecdote from Neil casually titled “The Universe in Us” in which he goes on to stay that the universe being so vast in comparison to himself actually makes him glad.

    And as usual, his argument was charismatic and persuasive…

  3. I can see it, though I think Neil should have given some measure of credit to Moby. And maybe David Bowie.