Archive for August, 2010

Mr Cuccinelli, Please Read Your History

Dear Mr. Cuccinelli, Let me say, I applaud your desire to curtail the horrid child prostitution industry. I think your intentions are at least modestly noble. However, I am dismayed by you current tactics, which seems to overlook thousands of years of military understanding and the full history of the internet. You see, your recent [...]

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Real Men Carry Mancards

From an OpEd in a Philly “non-biased” newspaper that caters towards “families.” A woman can’t imagine a man reloading his double barrel shotgun or chopping wood when he’s donned in Donna Karan and drinking an Appletini. Well, it’s hard to reload a double barrel shotgun while drinking anything – it’s a two handed activity. Actually, [...]

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In Defense of My Childish Ways

From this weekend’s New York Times Magazine: Sociologists traditionally define the “transition to adulthood” as marked by five milestones: completing school, leaving home, becoming financially independent, marrying and having a child. Lets see: _ completing school √ leaving home √ becoming financially independent _ marrying _ having a child I’m 40% grown up! And I’m [...]

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Lohan Ruined My Breakfast

This is probably the scariest thing you’ll read today. This is a peek inside of my mind during yesterday’s hangover. This has not been edited to protect the innocent. I’m hungry. I should make waffles. All I have are eggos. How unhealthy are eggos? More importantly, how unhealthy can I make eggos? By being frozen, [...]

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