Filed Under: life
Published On: November 19, 2010
You find a lamp, figure out how to work it, and Oscar Wilde appears.
The long dead Mr. Wilde informs you that he’s a genie and makes you an offer. The Genie Oscar Wilde will give you three wishes with one caveat: after your third wish, or a reasonable period of inactivity, everything you say for the rest of your life will be a double entendre.
You cannot wish your way out of the consequence.
Would you accept the offer?