Archive for February, 2012

Abortion Ad Absurdum

The Virginia House of Delegates and Senate have both passed HB 462 – a bill requiring an ultrasound (previously requiring a transvaginal ultrasound) as well as requiring a waiting period before getting an abortion. To the people in support of that bill I argue this: Number of times the Bible bans the eating of shell [...]

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Suddenly Cold...

Suddenly Cold…

I suddenly got very cold and weak. That can mean only one thing: the lean pockets I had for lunch have gone on the offensive. This might be my last blog post. [Editor's note: See? You can talk about what you had for lunch on any new media, not just Twitter.]

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New Web Series For Your Eyeballs

Web-based episodic fiction is hard. Really hard. You have no budget, which is good because viewers have no attention span. However, when creating your narrative, this means restricting episodes to pretty much one simultaneous plot line. Television viewers rejected the single plot line ages ago. Even the most basic television series have had an A [...]

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The Nap Industrial Complex

The Nap Industrial Complex

Imagine, if you will, a world in which a nap is a discreet and physical item. You, yes you!, could go to the store and purchase a nap. It stands to assume that some industry would arise around naps. We’d have mass produced naps. And we’d have organic naps. There would be an entire cottage [...]

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Remaking The World

“If you could, how would you remake the world?” she asked. “No idea,” I replied, “I’ll tell you what I wouldn’t do, I wouldn’t give bears lasers. They’re already dangerous enough as it is.” [Actual conversation 4:52pm on a Tuesday afternoon]

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Best Answer To a Muffin-Related Question, Ever

Best Answer To a Muffin-Related Question, Ever

“Tyler, are those chocolate chocolate chip muffins?” “Shit yeah they are.” “Then I shall have one.” Editor’s Note – the lens flare makes this post 73% more J.J. Abrams approved.

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Favorite Meme of the Moment

Favorite Meme of the Moment

Had a few moments this morning so I whipped up a Richmond-version of my favorite meme of the moment.

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The Grammys Go A Trollin'

The Grammys Go A Trollin’

I don’t think anyone is really happy with Bon Iver winning the Best New Artist Grammy last night. However, following the previous year’s awarding of Album of the Year to Arcade Fire, I think I’m seeing a trend emerging from the Recording Academy. Someone over there is a troll. Let’s breakdown last night. Bon Iver’s [...]

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Citizen While Surfing

Citizen While Surfing

“Funny” little comic that compares the absurdities that happen legally online, and what the offline equivalent would look like.  

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Too Good To Steal

Too Good To Steal

Many, many years ago, back before “the Internet,” I belonged to a BBS called Top Gun. On said BBS there was a member who would pop on every now and again continue a lengthy, very funny, serial story. Each episode of said story would end the exact same way, “…and then the squirrels attacked.” Every [...]

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