Filed Under: life, technology
Published On: March 20, 2012
The following is a one act dramatization of what happens on a regular basis when attempting to use a Mac in an office setting.
“Hey computer, why did you put those reports in my downloads folder when they were printed PDFs?”
“Dunno, man.”
“Well, can you open up my downloads folder so I can use them?”
“Nah…”
“Why not?”
“I’m busy, man.
“Busy doing what?!”
“Listening to the new Margot and the Nuclear So and So’s album.”
“Me too! But I can multitask.”
“Well, then why don’t you multitask those files on your own, human?”
“Fine. Open Finder and I’ll do it myself.”
Click.
“Ahem…Open Finder…”
“Sorry, what?”
“Just open finder!”
“It’s open, man. Relax.”
“There’s no window.”
“Look at the top bar? What’s it say?”
“Adium.”
“Freaking humans. Hit Alt Tab. Now what does it say?”
“…Finder.”
“Was that so difficult?”
“You’re really going to make me click on an icon to launch Finder and then type Command N to open up a new window?”
“I thought you could multitask, human?”
“Where’s my Linux live CD?”
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