Return to the Nightly Blackout

Time Line for A Heresy in FlamesAs I sit down to write this, I have seven minutes until blackout. Okay, that sounds bad. I’m fine. I’m sober. I actually just drinking a coke and will switch that for tea in a bit.

However, after some recent chiding, both from friends and that wall in the photo above, I decided it was time to get back off my ass and get to editing. Again.

If you recall, I’d started the Blue Pen (story, flow, pacing) edits of my novel ages ago. Then life got busy, or editing got hard or whatever excuse I want to come up with. Damn, that was two minutes? Okay, so, long story short, I stopped. And I stopped for a long time, like the better part of a year.

But I’m back now. And I’m cruising through the Blue Pen edits as quickly as I can. That way I can get through the Red Pen edits and then start shopping this book about.

And writing the next.

But, in order to do that, I’ve imposed a strict communications blackout each night. Two hours of solid editing. No Googling. No Twitter. No text messages or phone calls. Just me, that massive timeline above, and Scrivener.

Okay, three minutes. Time to start the tea.

Oh, before I go. I’ve got a title. It’s no longer Project Kingdom. The book is now called “A Heresy In Flames.”

Fat Thursday

What a day. Here’s a rundown.

Apple Announced iBooks2 and iBooks Author

The news came, as expected from early rumors, Apple was going to revamp their eBooks to support more interactive elements. The software is nice, feeling a lot like a robust Keynote that outputs Epub files. I haven’t had time to dig through the output code yet to see just how good it is (I have serious misgivings about code produced by WYSIWYG editors after seeing work done by Front Page and Dreamweaver). However, before jumping head long into pumping out books via iBooks Author, there’s some sneaky BS hidden in the EULA.

Perhaps people really did learn from the Human CentiPad episode of South Park?

Perry Out, Endorses Newt. Newt Attempted to Endorse The Wrong Open. Iowa Flipflops

Perry, after a lifetime of swearing he has never quit, well, quit. On his way out, he endorsed Gingrich. Almost at the same time, news leaked that Gingrich essentially asked his second wife to have an open marriage, admitting that he was sleeping with his now third-wife. And, 8 districts in Iowa’s votes showed up, switching the winner from Romney to Santorum. Fantastic.

Who Needs SOPA?

Remember on Wednesday when everyone really expressed their concern with the government attempting to enact Hollywood-written legislation which would allow for easy censoring of the internet? Well, the DOJ proved they don’t even need that just the very next day by taking down cyberlocker site MegaUpload, indicting 7 and arresting 4 individuals all the way in New Zealand.

So…if Hollywood needs new legislation because they can’t get rogue sites, I think reality showed that either they currently have those powers or they’ve got enough pull with the DOJ and DHS (by way of ICE) to carry out broadscale censorship without new laws.

At least Archer comes back tonight…

Favorite New Statement

Conjunction Junction

Found this little statement while reading Techdirt, and I think it does a wonderful job articulating both the power of conjunctions and their means to placate while seemingly facilitate.

“Anything you say before but in a political statement doesn’t count.”

We can even scrap the word political and it still makes sense.

“That’s a really nice shirt, but you shouldn’t wear it,” means “You shouldn’t wear that shirt.”

Or “That’s a really good offer, but I’m going to pass,” means “I am not going to buy your thing.”

And, “I respect your opinion, but I think mine is more valid,” means “I don’t really respect your opinion.”

The Third Rail

The third freaking rail

The third rail is the subway rail which carries electricity. You’re not supposed to touch it.

Similarly, content on websites are frequently arranged into vertical columns, which are referred to as “rails”. Usually, you’ll have a content rail, and a side rail full of links and ads and what not.

Lately, however, since publishers are told that “social is the way of the future” and those publishers then push their marketing teams to “determine a measurable social metric,” we have started to see a horrible new convention, what I’d like to call the third rail.

And just like with subways, I can never imagine touching the third rail.

You Were In The Army…right?

Now with wirecutting sheath!“You were in the army. Did you ever learn a trick for opening a can when you don’t have a can opener?”
“Yeah. Do you have a bayonet?”
“No…”
“Well, that was the trick.”

In the end, the solution is to just use a knife.

Road Mix

Old Guy in Driving Goggles

Driving used to be an occassion

Before I hit the road this holiday season, I put together a decidedly non-holiday double album for the trip. Designed to allow for casual listening, nothing is challenging. Okay, none of what follows is remotely challenging. But that’s kind of the point.Hopefully these keep me entertained for the hours on the road.

Anything But Christmas Music

Disc 1

Flagpole Sitta – Harvey Danger

The Way – Fastball

Life on Mars? – David Bowie

Thunder Road – Bruce Springsteen

The Funeral – Band of Horses

Bizarre Love Triangle – New Order

Crime Pays – Bear Hands

Me Plus One – Annie

Dog Problems – The Format

One More Minute – Authority Zero

Wasted and Ready – Ben Kweller

Drop Dead Gorgeous – Republica

It’s a Curse – Wolf Parade

Racing in the Streets – Bruce Springsteen

My My – Seven Mary Three

Babylon – David Gray

Mr. Blue Sky – The Delgados

Heroes – David Bowie

Disc 2

The Campaign for Real Rock – Edwyn Collins

The Comeback – The Shout Out Louds

The Breakup – Washington Social Club

Cool Enough – Nicole Atkins

A Pretty Girl is Like a Melody – The Lashes

Rebel Side of Heaven – Langhorne Slim

Paint it Black – The Rolling Stones

Xavia – The Submarines

Winona – Matthew Sweet

The 59 Sound – Gaslight Anthem

Laundry Room – The Avett Brothers

Neurotic Dive Bar Pirate – Roy

Champagne Supernova – matt pond PA

Eve, The Apple Of My Eye – Bell X1

Chick Lit – We Are Scientists

The Widow – The Mars Volta

Suns Up, Running For Home – Matthew Good Band

Reno, I’m Coming Home – Roy

Total Run Time - 154 minutes

The Cold Makes a Man Do Crazy Things

I witnessed a rather awkward and interesting drug deal when I got off the bus this evening. One party was in his late twenties or early thirties, roughly a peer of mine. The other was older, hobbled, a broken old man from the nursing home across the street.

I was on top of them quickly, catching both by surprise. A bottle of pills and a wad of cash changed hands.

The old man walked away with the money. Back to the nursing home and away from the cold.

Things, as they are wont to do in this city, then got weirder.

The buyer and I were walking in the same direction, albeit at different angles. Our paths diverged and as they reconvened, he spoke to me, inquiring where I got my hair cut. Before I could answer, he went on to list his full repertoire of services – scissors cut, razer cut, fades. Shampoo. Conditioner. He’d even touch up my beard.

I politely responded that I cut my own hair and continued on towards home.

I feel it’s safe to say that this weekend started off on a very odd foot.

My Own Private Wikileaks

Carson wants his pose pack

Would he look more scary, or less, with a turbin?

Here’s a quick crash course in “How to be just a bit nerdier” or “Why the government can’t put Wikileaks back in the box.”

I used to frequently use the phrase “DNS is magic” when working tech support. It’s not. It’s really like visiting a library.

What is DNS?

DNS stands for Domain Name System and it’s what translates a website name, bradleyrobb.net or google.com, into the IP address of a server. It’s part gopher and part translator, which basically makes it the white pages of the internet.

A quick “how it works”

When you type my web address, www.bradleyrobb.net, into your browser your browser queries a series of servers by reading my address in reverse order. First it asks for the .net sites, then for the bradleyrobb sites within the .net sphere, and finally for the www location within the bradleyrobb sphere.

Each search gets smaller. But, like Porter in Payback, you go high enough and eventually you to get to one number – the afore mentioned IP address. Everything that happens beyond that is a communication between your computer and my server.

Here’s where things get fun

Since I own the bradleyrobb.net sphere, I control everything beneath it. Sure, right now you’re on the www subdomain, but that is just one of an infinite number of potential subdomains. And on those infinite subdomains I could put anything I want to put there, as long as I know the IP address of what I want to point you to.

They don’t even need to be on my server. They don’t even need to be…my website.

Since the company which was hosting the wikileaks.org domain name decided (conviently) that the name wikileaks.org could no longer be hosted on their system, Wikileaks has been scrambling to come up with new domain names, their primary .org is down, but a mirrored site (wikileaks.ch who’s .ch is controlled by servers in Switzerland) is still up.

But know you what else is up? wikileaks.bradleyrobb.net

It took me less than 3 minutes to create my own wikileaks subdomain. It wouldn’t take you any longer.

That’s the problem with digital information – it can be replicated infinitely with almost zero effort. Various governments can keep going after wikileaks by pressuring the domain name registrars (the people who maintain the DNS records) and the hosting companies (way to bow down Amazon), but the information can just as easily be replicated elsewhere.

It’s a reactive game, and those…those always end badly. Just ask the RIAA. Just ask Lars Ulrich. Striking Napster from the face of the Earth really stopped piracy, didn’t it?

See for yourself

If you own your own domain name, even if you’re a web novice, here’s how easy it is to setup a subdomain to wikileaks:

Open your DNS editing tool.

Create a new A record.

Name the record anything you want.

In the value field, put the IP address: 213.251.145.96

It’ll take a few minutes for your DNS settings to propagate through your server, but that’s the magic part.

A Tough Question For a Friday

Oscar Wilde

You find a lamp, figure out how to work it, and Oscar Wilde appears.

The long dead Mr. Wilde informs you that he’s a genie and makes you an offer. The Genie Oscar Wilde will give you three wishes with one caveat: after your third wish, or a reasonable period of inactivity, everything you say for the rest of your life will be a double entendre.

You cannot wish your way out of the consequence.

Would you accept the offer?

Enter the Green Pen

First Draft and Celebratory Champagne

Late in the evening on Labor Day, I finally wrapped up the first draft of Project Kingdom. I popped the champagne, invited over some close friends and threw some steaks on the grill, and promptly put the printed beast onto the shelf with all of my other work.

It wasn’t easy. I wanted to jump right into editing, to maintain the momentum I had built up in August and early September to carry me through the writing period most easily described as “hell.”

But I gave the story some time to breathe and myself some time to recover. Like a cooling off in a relationship, I tried to occupy my time.

I made up for all those late nights drinking and writing by going out, drinking and not writing.

I started playing golf, poorly.

And I got back to reading. I had forgotten how much I enjoy reading, and I put down at least 6 books in the last two months.

But, in the back of my mind, there was always that nagging voice complaining, “Hey man, don’t you have a book to edit?”

You can only shoo that voice away with whiskey for so long (but be damned if I didn’t try.)

So, as November crept into existence, I made up my mind to get back into the process.

I took my manuscript out of the cube shelf it was resting on and moved it to the steamer-trunk-cum-coffee-table. I let it taunt me there for a few days.

I took the cover off the first volume and reverse it, so I could pull printed chapters off individually without unseating the entire work.

And I told myself, repeatedly, “I’ll start editing…right after I finish this television show/movie/book.”

Saturday turned out to be blissfully quiet. I cleaned the house, started the laundry, and did some grocery shopping. Following that, I picked up Project Kingdom and realized just what a mountain I had in front of me.

It has quite literally been years since I read the prologue (which was way too long at 1500 words) and the first few chapters (which failed to introduce the characters and set up the motivations for the remainder of the book…oh and foreshadowing, I needz it).

So, after getting jacked up on coffee, I grabbed my green pen and started carving.

Mighter than a nerdy double entendre

I trimmed and rewrote the prologue, taking it from a bloated and unnecessary 1569 words down to a tight and cracking 400.

It wasn’t so bad, this rewriting thing.

I then immediately jumped into chapter 1, completely rewriting the beast. The rewrite successfully defined the protagonist (and changing the spelling of his name), painted a clearer picture of the initial setting and amplified the violence.

I also used the F word on the first page, which may or may not survive further edits.

I’m hoping to move through Green Pen edits – fixing plot wholes, characterization, mechanical errors and shitty writing – by the end of the year, end of January at the latest. From there, I’ll pick up the red pen and push through heavy copy edits – fixing grammar and cutting down on the word count – and I’ll hopefully be submitting this bad boy to agents in the Spring.

You know, as long as the publishing industry doesn’t collapse by then.