Meet Joe the Plumber. Obama loves him, McCain loves him, and he’s the guy every American wants to be this Halloween.
How does one assemble a Joe the Plumber costume?
Unless you’re committed enough to shave your head, you’ll want to pick up a bald cap. The Woochie Bald Cap should do you just fine. Price? $9.99 plus shipping.
After that, you’ll need a dark grey t-shirt. Don’t worry, if the rest of October has been any indication, this t-shirt will be plenty warm enough on Halloween. Luckily these can be found just about everywhere. Here’s one with bonus points for the pocket. Price? $9.95 plus shipping.
To add to the costume, you might want to pack a plunger. Oh…
And you’ll need to have enough money to buy your job from your employeer.
Bradley Robb likes TV and books, and has an intense dislike for cinnamon. Once, Bradley stopped a Soviet T-60 with his middle finger. Bradley writes speculative fiction and edits Fiction Matters, and never really got the hang of talking about himself in the third person.
Freaking hilarious.
Thanks Chris, wanted to point out the lunacy before the 15 minutes expires on this guy.
haha im making joey, my 2 yr old son, this for halloween. he doesnt have much hair (or much money)
I swear my husband is a DITTO of Joe the plumber and his name is Big Joe and he is bald!!! we are DEFFO going Joe the plumber for halloween
You have to work on making up stories too. Like you’re not even licensed, an apprentice and you still owe the IRS 2,000 in back taxes before you can “pretend” to buy your company
Guys,
We thought on this costume as soon as the rebate occurred. Both candidates wanted to adopt Joe the Plummer and he was repeated 26 times.
My husband is going to be Joe the plummer. We went to Walmart and purchase the Mcrain Plummer costume with big belly for $30. Replaced T-shirt with a dark grey. Made a sign “JOE THE PLUMMER FOR PRESIDENT” on one side and “SPREAD the WEALTH” on the other side. He will be carrying a wrench and plunger. An will wear a baldy cap. Looking forward to it.
Don’t forget, Joe the Plumber must also be very sweaty!
And it would help if he had a friend willing to dress up like Obama and randomly debate with him throughout the evening.
Ha ha … intresting post about Joe..
Thanks
Great lovely post thanks and looking forward for more.
Thanks but such a nice and funny post thanks.
Hilarious clip, very interesting