Meet Joe the Plumber. Obama loves him, McCain loves him, and he’s the guy every American wants to be this Halloween.

How does one assemble a Joe the Plumber costume?

Unless you’re committed enough to shave your head, you’ll want to pick up a bald cap. The Woochie Bald Cap should do you just fine. Price? $9.99 plus shipping.

After that, you’ll need a dark grey t-shirt. Don’t worry, if the rest of October has been any indication, this t-shirt will be plenty warm enough on Halloween. Luckily these can be found just about everywhere. Here’s one with bonus points for the pocket. Price? $9.95 plus shipping.

To add to the costume, you might want to pack a plunger. Oh…

And you’ll need to have enough money to buy your job from your employeer.