From an OpEd in a Philly “non-biased” newspaper that caters towards “families.”

A woman can’t imagine a man reloading his double barrel shotgun or chopping wood when he’s donned in Donna Karan and drinking an Appletini.

Well, it’s hard to reload a double barrel shotgun while drinking anything – it’s a two handed activity. Actually, it takes both hands and likely the use of your hip. See, you gotta open the breach and then you’re going to want to trap the butt between your hip and elbow while hanging the barrel over your forearm…oh, the author of the above quote was just trying to make a vague point? Huh. Maybe she should have thought her argument out a bit more.

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