
Probably Keith, maybe Affleck
Justin (RobotPoet) and I were giving thought to tuning into Olbermann tonight just to see how he’ll respond to the Bush-Shoe-tossing debacle of the weekend. However, knowing the show, I have a feeling it’ll go something like this:
“This is how you’ll be remembered, this is your legacy. You are so hated by the people that you lied, and killed to liberate that they greet you with perhaps the worst of their cultural insults. This, Mr. Bush, this is how you’ll be remembered. Not as the decider. Not as a liberater. Not as the man who stood on the flight deck of that air craft carrier and smugly announced mission accomplished. No, Mr. Bush, this is how you’ll be remembered. As someone to throw shoes at. I’m Keith Olberman signing off on this, the 400,921st day since declaring Mission Accomplished. Good night, and good luck.”







Bradley Robb likes TV and books, and has an intense dislike for cinnamon. Once, Bradley stopped a Soviet T-60 with his middle finger. Bradley writes speculative fiction and edits Fiction Matters, and never really got the hang of talking about himself in the third person.